Trading Garbage Cans

As I sat there, plate in hand, full and struggling to put another fork of food in my mouth, I thought “waste not, want not” and smiled. See, growing up that was one of Mum’s favorite sayings. Well, before the food made it to your plate, it was “Food is Read More →

When Can I Cheat?

I was lying in bed when the text came in. Too lazy to reach for my phone, I got excited as I thought through who the message could be from. Took a few minutes but overwhelmed with curiosity and killed by the suspense, I finally went to get my phone Read More →

Must Be Nice

Years ago, I felt like I woke up one morning and there was noise about some Ellen lady. One random day, I was in my room, when I saw this chic on TV, dressed up in a suit, dancing around her set. Something about her nicely cut blonde hair, awesomely Read More →